Totally Committed (Edit)

Rule 1 if she aint happy you aint happy

And if she aint happy long enough

Your gonna be unhappy with half your Stuff

Early on in our marriage when wed be in the same room

For a half hour and she didn't say a word a word to me

I would make the mistake of looking at her a saying

What's wrong

Hoping it was something other than me

Now i have learned If were in the same room

For a half hour and she doesnt't say a word to Me

It's ME

Now i just go up to her and say baby i realize

I have done or said something stupid and insensitive

And while i don't yet know what it is i would like

To go up to my room and think about it for a little while

This games been played for centurys

Ever since Adam fell for Eve

The sooner you'll learn the better off you'll be

Just like me

Totally Committed

I've learned early on in our relationship

That women are complicated creatures

Once i had accepted

That it made a lot of things easier for me

But i have found that because

Women are complicated they like to think

Men are complicated too

You ever hear a group of women talking to each other

" OOO i wish i knew what He was really thinking"

Ladies I'll tell you what were really thinking

Were really thinking

"I'd like a beer and i'd like to see something naked"

That's all were thinking

You go to a nursing home and see a 90 year old man

Going down the hall on

A walker that's what he's thinking

"I'd like a beer and I'd like to see something naked"

This games been played for centurys

Ooh not that not that

The sooner you'll learn the better off you'll be

Just like me

Totally Committed

And i do belive what women understand men

Better than men understand women

Think about that

How often do you see a man stomp out of a room

Crying and have a woman go

"What What'd I say " Come Back

And i do think men would take advice on relationships

But were not gonna sit down

And read magazines about it

You got to feed it to us in a way were we'd accept it

Sneak it into the play-by-play of a baseball game

"and there's strike Three Greg Maddux

Looking really good today

Speaking of looking good fellas from time to time

Your woman needs to be reminded

That she's still looking good to you"

Hey Baby have i told you lately

You are as pretty as Greg Maddux

This games been played for centurys

Baby where ya goin

Ever since Adam fell for Eve

The sooner you'll learn the better off you'll be

Just like me

I keep telling ya i am Totally Committed

Now repeat after me

Totally Committed

Now baby what i meant to say is

When your naked you are prettier than Greg Maddux

You really are

Im going up to my room