Redneck Stomp

If you've ever been on television more than 5 times

Describing what the tornadoes sounded like

You might be a redneck

If you've ever cut your grass and found a car

If your dad walks you to school

Because your in the same grade

If you've ever been too drunk to fish

You might be a redneck

If somebody asks to see your ID and

You show them your belt buckle

If every day somebody comes to

Your house mistakenly thinking your having a

Yard sale

If you've ever had to haul a can of paint

To the top of a water tower to defend

Your sister's honor

You might be a redneck

If your dog and your wallet are both on a chain

You might be a redneck

They always make fun of the way I talk

I keep telling them I said your gonna be

Real surprised when you get into the habit in

St Peters burg and say

Y'all get into the truck

We going up to the big house

If you've ever financed a tattoo

If you've ever made change in the offering plate

You might be a redneck

We have words in the south they don't have

In other parts of the country

Now you come to the south

We have words like yu'nt to

We going to the mall yu'nt to

What letter does that start with

Does anybody know

I like this word alot alight

That's a word in Texas alight

Round lunch time every day

You'll hear somebody say

Hey jeet yet naw dju

Yu'nt to alight

If you go to the family reunion to meet women

If you smoked during your wedding

You might be a redneck

And last but not least

If you see a sign that says say no to crack

And it reminds you to pull your jeans up