Lice

Well I'm sorry I set your house on fire

I am a victim of my own desire

And I'm sorry I sent you that suicide letter

I was gonna die but then I felt better

And I'm sorry I shot you in the face

I got this feeling I was way off base

And I'm sorry I killed you dear

I only wanted you to be near

And I sincerely apologize

My actions were unwise

And now I realize that it killed me when you died

Well I'm sorry I hit you with that brick

At least your death was fairly quick

And I thought you'd take it on the chin

But it looks like rigamortis is setting in

And I hope you weren't in too much pain

I guess I'm criminally insane

And I sincerely apologize

My actions were unwise

And now I realize that it killed me when you died

Well I shouldn't have hidden you in the attic

I guess I got a flare for the dramatic

And I know your family is so bereaved

I just couldn't let you leave

And yes I made a big mistake

But my love for you was not fake

And I just had all I could take

So I drowned you in the lake

And now they're calling for an autopsy

I just wanted you to notice me

You just wouldn't love me and this I can't forgive

My pride was stronger than your will to live

Your will to live