Captain Cameltoe

The first time I saw you I was in love

Like a poison arrow shot from above

I said "I don't know

What this let's keep talking"

Our love grew legs and it was walking

Were together It's been a while

You lost that brightness it your smile

You say you need to work on you

Well let me suggest what you can do

Oh you can eat sh*t and die

Don't ask me why

Your love is a lie

There's no you and I

So you should try

To eat sh*t and die

Stole my future and you wrecked past

How could I think that this would last

I forgave your faults I forgave your snore

Forgave your interest in tranny whores

I hung on every word you said

Now my heart is ripped to shreds

I know how to make amends

I am gonna f**k your friends

I put all my dreams on you

So have a bowl of number 2

And you can eat sh*t and die

Don't ask me why your love is a lie

There's no you and I

So you should try

To eat sh*t and die

You are the king of turds

Proudly wear the crown

So go ahead and paint the town

Brown

Eat sh*t and die don't ask me why

Your love is a lie

There's no you and I

So you should try

To eat sh*t and die

Eat sh*t and die

Eat sh*t and die