作词 : STEVEN DAVIS/Nora Smith
作曲 : STEVEN DAVIS/Nora Smith
This is the dog
Why do you have the dog?
How long have you had him?
What time is it?
Around 4 4
Since yesterday
What?We need to get this dog returned as quickly as possible
So people stop tearing up my park
Wait, Dad, can we sidebar?
I have a totally unrelated question
You know how you've always said we should get a dog?
I’ve never said that in my life,Cole
I know it looks like dog napping behavior
But trust me dad,I'm this furry guy's savior!
Trapped up in the tower with only Bitsy to nuzzle
Shampagne is like a way better Rapunzel
And it's not like I took him,if anything he took me
He took my breath away when he was taking a pee
Puttin' aside this is probably against the law
That's just a tiny flaw
Son, you can't have a dog
Let me keep this dog and I will never not walk him
I know that's a double negative but I'm smart and
I’ll take him to the veterinarian when he's ill
I’ll get some peanut butter to help him swallow his pill
Right now he's a lap dog in the lap of luxury
But he shouldn't be cooped up, he should be out there running free
Look at his eyes, can't you see that he's sad man?
I’ll clean up his poops, you can call me Mr.Bag-hands
When he poops I'll pick it up
You'll pick it up?
I’ll pick it up
When he poops I'll pick it up
No you won't
I will,I love that dog
Son, we gotta think about the consequence
What if we are sent to doggy jail for this?
Can't keep this dog
Papa I believe this puppy's heaven sent
I promise to pick up his every excrement
He has a home we have to give him back
I’ll take good care of him
We're done discussing that we can't keep him
That's not part of the plan
We have to keep him, he makes me want to be a better man, please dad!
When he poops I'll pick it up
I’ll pick it up, when he poops l'll pick it up
Not that it matters, but no, you won't
I love that dog
Son, we gotta think about the consequence
What if we are sent to doggy jail for this?
Can't keep this dog
Papa I believe this puppy's heaven sent
I promise to pick up his every excrement
Alright, so it's settled
We're keeping him
You know, it seems like it's going to be really great to have around
No
He's my best friend
Doesn’t matter
I love you, Dad
I love you too, son
We’re not keeping the dog