These are cattails
The brown things on these water reeds
Well they're not edible
But don't you think they otter be?
They're just golden russet groupings
Of highly compressed seedlings
That expand rapidly on impact
So they're not that good for eating
But even so...
ME WANT BITE
Me want plant corn dog delight
Me want deep fried
Me think water twinkie nice
...
This is seafoam
Shot with high-speed photography
And it's not edible
But don't you think it oughta be?
It's just waste from sea creatures
Shot at a very high rate
It's practically just churned up fish poop
Ammonia and nitrates
But even still...
ME WANT EAT
Me want tasty ocean treat
Me want spoonful
Me want sweet cream from the beach
...
This is lava
It's external molten rock, you see
And it's not edible
But don't you think it ought to be
It's just melted liquid minerals
That our bodies can't extinguish
It can reach twelve hundred celsius
So you really shouldn't drink it
But even then...
ME WOULD LIKE TO PARTAKE
Of yon spicy smoothie lake
Me would rather enjoy imbibing it
Til me fire slush thirst is slaked