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Sacha Baron Cohen - Master Of The House
My band of soaks
My den of dissolutes
My dirty jokes my always **** as newts.
My sons of whores
Spent their lives in my inn
Homing pigeons homing in
Then fly through my doors
And I **** down on all faults
Welcome m'sieur
Sit yourself down
And meet the best
Innkeeper in town
As for the rest
All of 'em crooks
Rooking their guests
And cooking the books
Seldom do you see
Honest men like me
A gent of good intent
Who's content to be
Master of the house
Doling out the charm
Ready with a handshake
And an open palm
Tells a saucy tale
Makes a little stir
Customers appreciate a bon-viveur
Glad to do a friend a favor
Doesn't cost me to be nice
But nothing gets you nothing
Everything has got a little price!
Master of the house
Keeper of the zoo
Ready to relieve 'em
Of a sou or two
Watering the wine
Making up the weight
Pickin' up their knick-knacks
When they can't see straight
Everybody loves a landlord
Everybody's buxom friend
I do whatever pleases
Jesus! won't i bleed 'em in the end!
Master of the house
Quick to catch yer eye
Never wants a passerby
To pass him by
Servant to the poor
Butler to the great
Comforter philosopher
And lifelong mate!
Everybody's boon companion
Everybody's chaperone
But lock up your valises
Jesus! won't i skin you to the bone!
Food beyond compare
Food beyond belief
Mix it in a mincer
And pretend it's beef
Kidney of a horse
Liver of a cat
Filling up the sausages
With this and that
Residents are more than welcome
Bridal suite is occupied
Reasonable charges
Plus some little extras on the side!
Charge 'em for the lice
Extra for the mice
Two percent for looking in the mirror twice
Here a little slice
There a little cut
Three percent for sleeping with the window shut
When it comes to fixing prices
There are a lot of tricks he knows
How it all increases
All those bits and pieces
Jesus! it's amazing how it grows!
I used to dream
That i would meet a prince
But god almighty
Have you seen what's happened since?
Master of the house?
Isn't worth me spit!
'comforter philosopher'
And lifelong shit!
Cunning little brain
Regular voltaire
Thinks he's quite a lover
But there's not much there
What a cruel trick of nature
Landed me with such a louse
God knows how i've lasted
Living with this shit in the house!
Master of the house!
Master and a half!
Comforter philosopher
Ah don't make me laugh!
Servant to the poor
Butler to the great
Hypocrite and toady
And inebriate!
Everybody bless the landlord!
Everybody bless his spouse!
Everybody raise a glass
Raise it up the master's ****
Everybody raise a glass to the master of the house!
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