Why was I the last to know
That you weren't coming
to my show you coulda
Called me up to say Good luck
You coulda called me back
you stupid ****
Why was I the last to know
First date, we ate Sushi and
It went well, I was funny and
You said I was a cutie
That's the last thing
I heard from you
I left the tickets
at the door for you
I had to tell my mom
that there was no more room
You didn't show
that was so uncool
You coulda called me back
So I guess this means that we're
Not friends anymore
I heard
It's me you're asking for
I thought
I'd see you at the show
you said you'd go
Why was I the last to know
That you weren't coming
to my show you coulda
Called me up to say Good luck
You coulda called me back
you stupid ****
Why was I the last to know?
Why was I the last to know
After the date
I wouldn't go home with you
I wouldn't put my heels
in the air for you
You tried to get me to do
things I just won't do
Last I heard from you
Here is how I guess the story goes
You woulda came if I was a hoe
**** for parts that's just not how
I roll, move it on down the road
So I guess
we shouldn't have been
Friends anymore
sick of hearin'
That it's me you're askin' for
'Cause I thought
I'd see you at the show
You said you'd go
Why was I the last to know
That you weren't coming
to my show you coulda
Called me up to say Good luck
You coulda called me back
you stupid ****
Why was I the last to know
Why was I the last to know
You thought you know me
I guess you didn't
You thought you had me
I think you didn't
You thought you knew me
I guess you didn't
Why was I the last to know
That you weren't coming
to my show you coulda
Called me up to say Good luck
You coulda called me back
you stupid ****
Why was I the last to know
Why was I the last to know
Why was I the last to know
The last to know
Why was I the last to know
Why was I the last to know
You coulda called me ya
the Last to know