Jake Summers -Fight Like Apes
Bought a present for my guy
I bought him a pair
Of second hand boots
Those boots were white not pink
He liked to think that
He wore them well
He took them to the park
He wore them out
And played with the geese
Those geese were stupified
When he turned around and cried
That's not nice he said that's
Not nice what you did to me
That's not nice he said that's
Not nice the way you treat me
I'm alright he said I'm alright
It's always been me
Ah ah ah ah
Hey you what's your face
I've got a pocket full of
Fist you got a stupid face
Hey you know your place
You're like kentucky fried
Chicken but without the taste
Hey you get some grace
You know you're driving miss
Daisy all over the place
Hey you you're taking up space
And you're a f**king disappointment
To the human race oh
And everybody knows summers summers
Summers summers summers'the man
He's got a californian jacket
And a fortified tan
He met a friendly face
In the isle of man
And then he took it to the
States and started a band
He took it to a sushi
Bar named G I joes
And then he took a bit of playdo
And he stuck it up his nose
Summers summers summers summers summers
Summers summers summers summers summers
Summers summer
Jake summers is the man
Jake summers is the man
He's the man with with the californian
Jacket his rock and roll band
Jake summer summer summer summer
Summer summer summer summer
He's the man
That's not nice he said that's
Not nice what you did to me
That's not nice he said that's
Not nice the way you treat me
I'm alright he said I'm alright
It's always been me
F**k
Hey cutie what's with your nose
Take the focus off take
Off your clothes
Hey baby what's with this smile
You know he smells like ham and
He tastes like bile
Hey baby where's your chord
You know you're a nightmare
Bunji breaking whore
Hey baby you were the bedroom king
Well I'm so sorry for breaking
Your ding a ling a ling