作词 : David Zippel
作曲 : Andrew Lloyd Webber/David Zippel
Cinderella? Cinderella, are you here?
Cinderella? She's gone. She really has gone
Only you, lonely you
Only you can rescue lonely me
Why didn't I speak
Say it out loud
Tell you how I really feel
You were right here
Five feet away
Why was I tongue tied?
Ever so dull
When I really want to say—
Are you— Are you singing to my shoe?
Um, no, nope
Because it looks very much like you're singing, fairly romantically, might I add, to my shoe
Which I couldn't have been doing because that would be deeply weird
Right. Quite creepy, really
Oh, super creepy
So, you're back?
I came back for that
It's the most expensive thing I own
I figured I could sell it
Is there a roaring trade in single shoes these days?
Oh, yeah, pirates mostly
It's made of crystal, idiot
Ah
The things people spend their money on when they're trying to impress someone
Sad, really
Well, goodbye then
Congratulations on your wedding
It's not my wedding day
What?
I'm still unwedded
But— I heard the wedding bells. I feel lightheaded
What?
I'm not married
But—
That's a real long story
Meanwhile, tell me where you're headed
I don't know. Sebastian
I'm sorry, it was unforgivable
What I said to you, the way I behaved
I was just trying to be, I don't know, someone I wasn't
I think we're both a little guilty of that, don't you?
You don't want company by any chance? On your trip?
Mm, I don't know, you might cramp my style
I'll walk behind you at all times
What if I get swept off my feet by a handsome highwayman?
Then I will, of course, melt discreetly into the background
You'll have to pay your own way
Done
And wash your own socks
I'm not a barbarian
You sure about that?
Hey
Do you ever shut up?
No
Good