Voltaire、Aurelio Voltaire - Zombie Prostitute
I was alone and I needed a date
I was takin' a walk past the cemetery gate
When I saw a sign that said
For a good time take a left down at Tombstone number 8
Went through the gateway and I'm pretty sure I
Saw some eyes peepin' out of a sepulcher
I took a step into the Tomb of Ill Repute
That's where I met her the zombie prostitute
I grabbed her left breast and I'm pretty sure I tore it
I said go down but she didn't have the stomach for it
Her teeth fell out and her tongue fell out to boot
But all in all she was a rotten kind cute
While I was tense it was plain to see
A sort of rigor mortis was comin' over me
I didn't want to see it
But I just had to believe it
I had a stiffy for the stiff in front of me
Morally I'm destitute
In the Tomb of Ill repute
She's a rotten kinda cute
For a zombie prostitute
Now I'm fallin' apart from my head down to my toes
I don't know which of my organs is the next to go
I've been such a sleaze since she gave me the disease
Wouldn't you know now I'm a Zombie Gigolo
I took my first client on a date
We took a walk to the cemetery gate
I got under her slip but then I heard a rip
I pulled it out and I said baby keep the tip
Morally I'm destitute
In the Tomb of Ill repute
She's a rotten kind'a cute
For a zombie prostitute