Shark Baby - Collin Warren
Written by:Collin Warren
Well I took my baby to the doctor
To get the ultrasound
They took her temp and took her clothes
And put her in a gown
They spread jelly on her belly
Put her womb up on the screen
When suddenly a little nurse
Let out an awful scream
She turned the screen away from us
And quickly left the room
Shouting in a broken voice
The Doc will be in soon
But when the Doc came in
He had a couple doctor friends
And he said I've got some news for you
And this is what he said
He said
You're gonna have a shark baby
You're gonna have a shark baby
You're gonna have a shark baby
You're gonna have a shark baby
You're gonna have a shark baby
You're gonna have a shark baby
You're gonna have a shark baby
But you'll be alright
He said where you'd typically see fingers
Well there's nothing there but fins
And where a baby's mouth would be
Is an awfully toothy grin
He's got gills instead of lungs
He's got a tale instead of feet
But the good news is your little boy
Is healthy and complete
But you have to do
You're gonna have a shark baby
You're gonna have a shark baby
You're gonna have a shark baby
You're gonna have a shark baby
Well come meet the parent's to be
Of the freaky little shark baby
They're gonna have a shark baby
But they'll be alright
So I went right down to Petco
And bought the biggest tank they had
And on the way I got a shirt
That say's I'm the world's greatest shark dad
And she's got me out at midnight
Buying sushi by the keg
And I'm working on a little mobile
With little surf boards and little legs
Cause we're gonna have a shark baby
We're gonna have a shark baby
We're gonna have a shark baby
We're gonna have a shark baby
I bet they put us on TV
With our little shark baby
We're gonna have a shark baby
And we'll be alright
Well my wife's sure sticking to her story
As she said it was God's will
But every time the mailman comes
I'm checking him for gills
And I ain't got no complaints
But this expecting ain't no joke
Just take one look at her
And you know we're gonna need a bigger boat
Cause we're gonna have a shark baby
We're gonna have a shark baby
We're gonna have a shark baby
We're gonna have a shark baby
Well it's just her and me
And the shark baby makes three
We're gonna have a shark baby
And we'll be alright