Announcer:Live from Springfield Penitentiary's fabulous big open area in cell block D, it's the Krusty the Clown Prison Special!
Krusty:I slugged some jerk in Tahoe,
They gave me one to three.
My high-priced lawyer sprung me
On a technicality.
I'm just visitin' Springfield Prison,
I get to sleep at home tonight.
Hey, hey, I kid! I kid 'cause I love! I tell ya, the best folk in the world are prison folk!
Bart:Man, those cons love Krusty. Inside every hardened criminal beats the heart of a ten-year-old boy.
Lisa:And vice versa.