I found my locker and
I found my classes
Lost my lunch and
I broke my glasses
That guy is huge
That girl is wailin'
First day of school and
I'm already failing
This is me in grade nine baby
This is me in grade nine
This is me in grade nine baby
This is me in grade nine
I've got a blue and red adidas bag
And a humongous binder
I'm trying my best not to
Look like a minor niner
I went out for the football
Team to prove that I'm a man
I guess I shouldn't tell them
That I like Duran Duran
This is me in grade nine baby
This is me in grade nine
This is me in grade nine baby
This is me in grade nine
Well half my friends are
Crazy and the others are depressed
And none of them can help me
Study for my math test
I got into the classroom
And my knowledge was gone
I guess I should've studied
Instead of watching wrath of khan
This is me in grade nine baby
This is me in grade nine
This is me in grade nine baby
This is me in grade nine
They called me chicken legs
They called me foureyes
They called me fatso
They called me buckwheat
They called me eddie
This is me in grade nine baby
This is me in grade nine
This is me in grade nine baby
This is me in grade nine
I've got a red leather tie
And pair of rugger pants
I put them on and I went
To the high school dance
Dad said I had to be
Home by eleven
Aw man I'm gonna miss
Stairway to heaven
This is me in grade nine baby
This is me in grade nine
This is me in grade nine baby
This is me in grade nine
This is me in grade nine baby
This is me in grade nine
This is me in grade nine baby
This is me in grade nine
This is me in grade nine baby
This is me in grade nine
This is me in grade nine baby
This is me in grade nine