Hey, thank you again for postponing Paris.
Did I see Steven leave? Yes.
Do you know that he tried to get back together with me?
Well, you must be in seventh heaven.
Deciding to take the evening apart to consider it?
B, you know that Dan's the one.
I've been holding my tongue
because we're finally friends again.
And, the only thing I care about is that you are happy and in love.
But Dan Humphrey is not the one.
I don't want to lose our friendship again either,
so I'd appreciate it if you didn't say any more.
He is a self-promoting hipster weasel
who's thrown every one of his friends under the bus,
and I'm not going to sit by and wait for him to do it to you, too.
I know in your twisted but loving way
you're trying to be protective.
But you're wrong about Dan.
So please just accept him,
and this'll be the best Thanksgiving ever.