Princess Rap Battle
Katniss Versus Hermione
I'm Katniss and I can't miss
I'm the fastest you can't catch this
Make a last wish
Gonna need three cannons for this hat trick
So sick of your schtick
All I do is win you nitpick
That's why I'm the hero and you're just a sidekick
Pathetic and predictable
I'm hot on your trail
Coulda had a Viktor but you chose ginger fail
I bet with wands drawn he's still just a yawn
With performances worse than Michael Gambon
Got a Nimbus up your butt
Well let's probe deeper
Never played quidditch but you know I'm a keeper
You must be drunk on butterbeer
Now grab a cloak and disappear
Who wants to kick this witch's ass
Hmmm... I volunteer
Oh tere'll be no trouble
Cause on stage you struggle
I'll be charming and disarming
While I waste this rubbish Muggle
I'll end this blasted skrewtPropaganda prostitute
Who thinks she's so cute with her girl scout salute
Just a tribute
Can't decide which guy's sweeter
Share your bread with gale
Then stuff your mouth with Peeta
How does it help the poor to start a civil war
Your story's a bore
Why don't you plagiarize more
It's been done before
Ask Dumbledore
It's battle royale set in 1984
And furthermore if you're keeping score
That's five more points for Gryffindor
I'll drill this dentists' daughter
Here in her alma mater
About to slaughter this otter
Even Potter knows I'm hotter
I stomp career jicks
Kick your British buttocks
For this Riddle second fiddle
You're the Watson to his Sherlock
Turn back the clocks
Tick tock tick tock
Odds ever in my favor
Cause you rap like an Avox
Shock the mic like a wire
You'll fry and die on a pyre
Cause you're gonna get burned
By the girl on fire
On fire? Oh!
Just like your dad
Oh the hospital you visited to film a quick ad
I've got the cortex to ace my subjects
I've got that bad blood while you run with rejects
These coal miner rrednecks need reality checks
You're just another pawn in the military complex
A fashion figurehead for the underfed
Brilliant you survived but Rue's still dead
The difference between you and me is book knowledge and street smarts
Step to the Mockingjay
You'll end up with scar marks
It's like you're hijacked
You're mental delirious
We find it funny
But you're dead Sirius
I'm the pro with a bow and the flow to overthrow
Mr.Snow and his whole freaking reality show
Little miss perfect though what's truly twisted
On your parents' happiest day
They forgot you existed
I bust bars like Haymitch
The smartest witch I own this b**ch
Hey,how are you still hungry in that beefcake sandwich
Fraud wedding fake baby and your flames don't exist
So called star-crossed lovers
Need a camera to kiss
I sling unforgettable verses like unforgivable curses
What's worse is your universe isn't immersive
Your glory's only temporary
Your country is a mortuary
Next on your itinerary
Kill yourself eat the berries