Whitney Avalon - Princess Rap Battle: Galadriel vs. Leia (feat. Sara Erikson)
Composed by:Whitney Avalon
Princess rap battle battle battle
Galadriel
Galadriel
Galadriel
Vs vs vs
Leia leia leia
Let the rap battle begin
One does not simply walk into this fight
I'm the baddest b***h in middle-earth
The lady of light I look better in white
You should flee from my sight
I'll strike you down like Obi-Wan
'Cause I'm colder than carbonite
You battle me
You're not strong enough
A human break an elf
You don't live long enough
You better listen hard through the donuts in your hair
By the time I end this line
You will love me and despair
Calm down grandma
You're ugly when you're mad
Showing off your dark side
You remind me of my dad
What a strong female character
Obsessed with a ring
And you had to send a group of men to fix everything
When Sauron took over
You hid in a tree
I led the rebel alliance
And we saved the whole galaxy
When I am done with you
You will be nothing but a crater
My words explodes like bombs
I'm a verbal detonater
What have your films had
Like 13 re-edits
Well most of your runtime is spent on the credits
We're on movie number seven while you're
Still on your sixth yes
But unlike you we don't pretend that three don't exist
You're like a stormtrooper 'cause your shots never hit
I wore one gold bikini and
The world lost it's s**t I'll rap faster
Outlast her outclass her
Surpass her I'm a master with
A blaster you're a ren faire disaster
I walk in the sky while you're stuck on the land
Just a hippie hobbit humper
Unblinking and bland
No lightsaber needed to take you out
Search your feelings
You'll forfeit this 'bout I will
Never give in to your Jedi mind tricks
And after Jabbas' eager tongue
You should know when you're licked
My lyrics are wet
I'm like a rhyming typhoon
How's Alderaan doing
Sorry too soon
I see things that were
Things that are
Things that may be I'm fully operational
It's over baby
You shall not pass
Challenge another
You can kiss my a*s
Pretend it's your brother