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Nice hat, dork,
you look like a duck
I had Alfred read your books,
he told me they suck
I'll crush your British nuts until
they're bangers and mash
I've seen better detective
work in Tango & Cash
You chump, I kick punks
like you off the streets
While you and Velma here are
solving Scooby Doo mysteries
Nothing makes me laugh,
but I bet your raps can
So bring it on, *****, I'm Batman!
I once met a rich fellow
who smelled of guano and pain
Holmes explain
I deduce this douce stain as
Bruce Wayne
The billionaire?
Yes, his wealth would allow
this adversary of hours
To afford the toys his needs
Since he has no superpowers!
You want to battle,
bat? Bring it then
I heard he has a British butler
Good! Then he'll be used to
getting served by Englishmen!
You're a wack vigilante
black pantied spud with no skill
My sidekick's a doctor
Because his flows are so ill!
Shut up, nerds,
I serve justice, so eat it
My sidekick only comes around
When he's needed!
Boy wonder make you wonder
how your ass got killed
Bite harder than those hounds
down in Baskerville
I'll bust you with
that bat-whack-rap repellant
Rappel a building,snatch a villain
then by dinner be chilling
Gotta secret about your
homegirl Irene Adler
Took her back to my nest,
to bam pow kersplat her
I'll shatter that fiddle
with a chop of the hand!
Holy Conan Doyle,
let's get em! Aw god damn!
You're not smart, you're selfish,
you endanger everyone's life
Why don't you let your boyfriend
here go home to his wife?
Nobody likes you, not your brother,
not your partner, not Scotland Yard!
You'll die alone with no friends
except that needle in your arm!
This mustn't register on
an emotional levela
First, exploit childhood tragedya
then gesture with pipea
Watson finishes punchlinea next,
acknowledge compliment
Conclude with killer catchphrasea
I believe your parent's homicide is
why you mask your face
You're shamed and traumatized and
haunted by the vast disgrace
Of watching like a passive waste
as momma died and daddy
was dispatched with haste!
Holmes, you've cracked the case!
You're a bat **** crazy basket case!
Bloody good rhymes!
I've got tonnes!
Dissing these dynamic douchebags
was elementary, my dear Watson