作词 : Rob Rokicki
作曲 : Rob Rokicki
PERCY: (Spoken) Guys, we just exploded a bus!
ANNABETH: (Spoken) Yep
PERCY: (Spoken)–that was being attacked by demon triplet math teachers.
ANNABETH: (Spoken) Oh yeah
PERCY: (Spoken) Is the whole trip going to be like this?
ANNABETH: (Spoken) I hope so!
(Sung) Hades is sending his monsters after us
We're doing something right
GROVER: All our food was in there
All our clothes were in there
All our food was in there!
PERCY: Sit tight
ANNABETH: Look, I made an itinerary for any adversary
Drawn from the quests of heroes past
It's right here in my pocket
PERCY: It's where in your pocket?
ANNABETH: Oops. It got busted in the blast
PERCY: What did it say?
ANNABETH: Take that bus
To Los Angeles
PERCY: We're not on the bus
ANNABETH: (Spoken) I know.
GROVER: To Los Angeles
PERCY: We blew up the bus
ANNABETH: I know!
GROVER: To Los Angeles
PERCY: So what are we supposed to do?
ANNABETH: Wait for another bus?
PERCY: What if we blow up that one too?
ALL: We're lost in the woods
Somewhere in New Jersey
And we're never gonna make it to LA
We're lost-
ANNABETH: And it's cold
GROVER: And it won't stop raining
PERCY: Let's just go
GROVER: No, not that way
ANNABETH: No backup plan
GROVER: No food
PERCY: No phone
ALL: No adult supervision
We're lost in the woods
And we'll never leave New Jersey
If none of us are making a decision!
GROVER: It's not safe to stay out here in the open
When monsters are hoping to eat us alive
PERCY: How do they know where we are
When we don't even know?
How are we gonna survive?
ANNABETH: It's your smell.
PERCY: (Spoken) I don't smell.
GROVER: Dude, like listen, please
Half-bloods to monsters smell like Mickey D's
PERCY: (Spoken) We smell?
GROVER: Like tacos or take-out Vietnamese
ANNABETH: So hopefully they just ate
PERCY: Fantastic gang, well
I don't wanna die in the garden state!
ALL: We're lost in the woods
Somewhere in New Jersey
And we're never gonna make it to LA
We're lost and it's dark
And I think that something's moving!
And I think it's coming this way
ANNABETH: (Spoken) Is it a monster?
GROVER: (Spoken) It's a squirrel
(GROVER and SQUIRREL chitter together)
PERCY: (Spoken) Dude, are you talking to a squirrel?
GROVER: (Spoken) Satyr powers. Be nice. This squirrel knows every corner of the woods. Maybe he can help us.
PERCY: (Spoken) Really? Cause I think that seems kinda... nuts.
GROVER: (Spoken) You hurt his feelings. Tell the squirrel you're sorry.
PERCY: (Spoken) I am not saying sorry to a squirrel.
ANNABETH: (Spoken) He's very sorry. Tell the squirrel you're sorry, Percy.
PERCY: (Spoken) Okay, okay, I am sorry.
(SQUIRREL resumes chittering)
PERCY: (Spoken) What's he saying?
GROVER: (Spoken) He says he knows where we are!
PERCY: (Spoken) Where are we?
GROVER: (Spoken) He says
(Sung) We're lost in the woods somewhere in New Jersey and we're never gonna make it to LA
(Spoken) Thanks buddy!
PERCY: (Spoken) I think the gods are trying to tell me they hate me.
ANNABETH: (Spoken) I'm getting that too.
PERCY: Hungry monsters on the ground
ANNABETH: Angry gods are in the sky
GROVER: No safe places to be found
ALL: Wanna run, wanna cry
PERCY: Can't go back to any home
ANNABETH: Camp is way too far away
GROVER: Can't protect my only friends
ALL: No place to go
No place to stay
We're lost in the world
And the world is freaking awful
And we're never gonna make it to LA
We're lost
We're just kids
We're alone
This is impossible
Who put the fate of the world
In the hands of
Three unprepared scared half-bloods
It's crazy
ANNABETH: So pick a direction
GROVER: It's your quest
PERCY: A direction?
ANNABETH: We trust you!
GROVER: A direction!
PERCY: A direction?
ANNABETH: A direction!
Whatever you decide
PERCY: Whatever I decide
GROVER: Whatever, dude, decide
PERCY: (Spoken) There! I have a good feeling about there.
AUNTIE EM: Children, come inside!