Al Bacore: It's time to give away two tickets to the big "SpongeBob and the Hi-Seas" concert at the Bikini Bottom Fish Bowl.
This is really going to be terrific, so let's go with caller number five!
Al Bacore: Hello?
Pearl: Hi, this is Pearl Krabs, calling from the Krusty Krab. Did I win?
Al Bacore: No, I'm sorry.
Pearl: Darn.
Al Bacore: Greetings!
Pearl: Did I win?
Al Bacore: No, I'm sorry.
Pearl: Darn.
Al Bacore: Hello?
Pearl: Did I win?
Al Bacore: No, I'm sorry again.
Pearl: Darn.
Al Bacore: Hello?
Pearl: Did I win?
Al Bacore: No, I'm sorry.
Pearl: Darn.
Al Bacore: Hello?
Pearl: Did I win?
Al Bacore: Yes! Congratulations, you're the fifth caller!
Pearl: Darn.
Al Bacore: Hello?
Pearl: Did you see how excited I was? Oh, I can't believe it! I won, I won, ha ha ha!
Al Bacore: Terrific. Now, do you have a request for the tune that you like best?
Pearl: Can you please play "My Tighty Whiteys"? I love you!
Al Bacore: You got it baby. This one goes out to a very special girl - a whale named Pearl.
All you fish on the reefs, in your boxers or briefs, cuddle up and unwind, it's ballad time.
Here's SpongeBob pruning, "My Tighty Whiteys"...