Eminem - G.O.A.T.
I'm a goat
and for those of y'all
who don't know what a goat is
it means the greatest of all time
and I consider myself one of those
so thank you very much here it goes
This is the part I was worried about
everyone thinks that
my career is down the tubes
and I'm in some dusty garage
inhaling them carbon monoxide fumes
and everyone's telling me
what I should do
and how I should come out
and what to rap about
and I know I got a lot up
in my medulla oblongata
that I gotta get out
and I'm not sure how
this is gonna come off
they're probably gonna think
that I'm coming off as cocky
like I just started giving a f**k
what you really think about me
see, the thing about me
is you don't really
know a thing about me
everyone's making a stink about me
like there's some kind of a aura of
that of the king around me
surround me with nothin'
but gangsters killers and bangers
and the most dangerous criminals
and I feel like
I'm more comfortable around them
than I do my own motherf**kin' neighbors
but see my dream is to be remembered
as one of the best when I leave
why does it seem like
I'm not even put up
in the same category as other emcees
so when Weezy says
that he's better than Jay-z
please, be that just subliminally
means he thinks Jigga's the best
and that he's
the only one up in that league see
and it's easy just to consider me
one of the greatest white rappers there is
knowing god damn well
that I'm one of the best
god damn rappers that ever lived period
I'm a goat
and I don't mean to gloat
but I know what I know
and I know what you think
and these magazines'll
never put it in ink
because how would it look
if they considered me as a goat
and for those of y'all
who don't know what a goat is
it means the greatest of all time
and I consider myself one of those
so thank you very much here it goes
Maybe they figure
that I'm on my way out the game
so they gotta go try to
find em a new Eminem
or a new Shady if
they think it's gonna happen
man, I thought I was crazy
or maybe I could be takin' it wrong
and they're tryna pay homage to me
in a strange way
so let me pay homage to my
fellow white competitors almost
in the same way
see you hardly ever do hear anyone
even bringing up that Paul Wall's white
cause lyrically he doesn't pose a threat to anyone
see he's just aight
and Bubba Sparxxx he just won't write
because he's so caught up
in that snow white
that Timbaland can't even
get him in the studio
he's so gone off that coke right
and it's so sad
cause he's dope right
America's next great white hope right
so now they feel like they
gotta come up with some corny ***
white rapper show right
and which I'm still havin' mixed feelings about
they said it'd be real
I'm just spillin' it out
there's somethin' about a white boy
talking black and runnin' around with
a damn grill in his mouth
and I love when the say
that Tiger Woods ****
"Isn't it ironic that
the best rapper's white
and the best golfer's black
and I'm the one who's gotta
catch all the flack offa' that
but these are the people
who never had heard of
an Eminem until 8 Mile had came out
but I had already hit middle America
Parents had all got to likin' me now
when suddenly I wasn't such a bad guy
all of the hatred for me must've died
thought I committed career suicide
so I had to turn back into the bad guy
so faggoty faggoty faggoty gays
and God made Raggedy Ann and Andy
not Raggedy Andy and Andy and Andy
and Angelina Jolie is just another ho
and Brad is a sucka'
because once I f**k her
she wants to go to
Somalia to adopt another baby
you know what I say No
You better save some of them
kids from Madonna
she needs all the publicity she can get
you want a Shady Well you got it man
I ain't apologizin' for ****
I'm a goat
and I don't mean to gloat
but I know what I know
and I know what you think
and these magazines'll never put it in ink
because how would it look if
they considered me as a goat
and for those of y'all
who don't know what a goat is
it means the greatest of all time
and I consider myself one of those
so thank you very much, here it goes
Man I'm takin' my ball and goin' home man
**** is too easy
nobody even wants to p*** me
the ball cause
I'm a goat
so don't worry
I'm out the motherf**kin' game
and y'all can sit a
nd argue about who's the motherf**kin' best
but y'all know that
I'm a goat
and like I said
I'm one of the motherf**kin' best
before you get your panties
in a motherf**kin' bunch
but before I go
I'd like to say ** very much to everybody
who wasn't there from the start
and thank you very much to
everybody who was
and y'all ain't gotta say it
just think it
cause I know that you know
that I know that you know that I know that you know
I'm a goat
I'm out y'all
it's been real peace