作词 : Quentin Tarantino
作曲 : Quentin Tarantino
Ok, so tell me again about the hash bars.
Ok. What you want to know?
Hash is legal there, right?
Yeah, it's legal, but is ain't 100% legal.
You just can't walk into a restaurant, roll a joint, and start puffing away.
I mean, they want you to smoke in your home or certain designated places.
And those are hash bars?
Yeah, it breaks down like this.
Ok, it's legal to buy it, it's legal to own it and if you're the proprietor of a hash bar, it's legal to sell it.
It's legal to carry it, but ... but that doesn't matter 'cause get a load of this, all right?
If you get stopped by a cop in Amsterdam, it's illegal for them to search you.
I mean that's a right that the cops in Amsterdam don't have.
Oh, man, I'm going. That's all there is to it.
I'm ****ing going.
I know, baby. You'd dig it the most.
But you know what the funniest thing about Europe is?
What?
It's the little differences.
I mean, they got the same **** over there that they got here, but it's just there is a little different.
Example?
Alright, well you can walk into a movie theater in Amsterdam and buy a beer.
And I don't mean just, like, in no paper cup. I'm talking about a glass of beer.
And in Paris, you can buy a beer at McDonald's.
And you know what they call a Quarter-Pounder with Cheese in Paris?
They don't call it a Quarter-Pounder with Cheese?
No, man, they got the metric system there.
They wouldn't know what the **** a Quarter-Pounder is.
What do they call it?
They call it a "Royale with Cheese."
"Royale with Cheese. "
That's right.
What do they call a Big Mac?
Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it "Le Big Mac."
"Le Big Mac." Ha ha ha ha.”
What do they call a Whopper?
I don't know. I didn't go into a Burger King.
You know what they put on French fries in Holland instead of ketchup?
What?
Mayonnaise.
Goddamn!
Ha ha ha. I've seen 'em do it, man.
They ****ing drown 'em in this ****.
Yuck.**。