You know, everyone keeps telling you that when you're older, that you'll have all this experience. Like it's some great thing
That's a load of sh*t. I think I've actually just gotten sillier and sillier
Really?
Absolutely
So, all your experience is useless
No, I wouldn't say that. As our friend Mr. Huxley says: "Experience is not what happens to a man. It is what a man does with what happens to him"
Let's go swimming
Okay.
What?
It was a test. I thought you were bluffing about being silly so... I said to myself I'll suggest doing something completely outrageous. And if he resists, if he even hesitates then I know he's full of sh*t
Well, I wasn't. Were you?
Hell, no!