作词 : Rachel Bloom/Adam Schlesinger/Jack Dolgen
作曲 : Rachel Bloom/Adam Schlesinger/Jack Dolgen
I've thought about him for so long
Those memories are crystal clear
I was so young
He was so big and strong
I can't believe that he's right here!
I was such an innocent girl
When we first met
He opened up my eyes
Showed me a whole new world...
So how could I ever forget...
The first penis I saw!
First penis
Very first penis
First penis
Very first penis I saw
First penis
Very first penis, penis
First penis
Very first penis I saw
And of all the penises I've seen
His had the biggest impact
And by that, what I mean is
It really made me drop my jaw
'Cause it was
The very first penis I saw
A few times before
I felt it through his pants
And just gently kind of rubbed it
But that night I decided to take a chance
I took it out and he really seemed to love it!
I didn't know what to do next
I didn't have that part planned
He said "Let me show you some basic moves"
And then, he took my hand...
And taught me all about the...
First penis
Very first penis
First penis
Very first penis I saw
First penis
Very first penis, penis
First penis
Very first penis I saw
Not the dirtiest - also not the cleanest
In terms of penis, I really was the greenest
I was in total awe
Of the very first penis I saw
I was so eager
I couldn't hide my keeness
Everything about it seemed quite ingenious
I couldn't find a single flaw
In the
First penis
Very first penis
Very first penis I saw