作词 : The Petersens
作曲 : Kathryn Lauren Petersen
编曲 : The Petersens
There's a ring around the moon,
a ring around the rosy
A ring around my socks
that keep my feet so cozy
Well, I'm a single woman
and I don't need many things
So why don't my poor little finger
got a ring?
Once upon a time,
turns out it's complicated
For Tommy Lee in second grade,
I waited and I waited
I wrote a note on Valentines's
and said check yes or no
He crumpled up my paper
so I punched him in the throat
There's a ring around the moon,
a ring around the rosy
A ring around my socks
that keep my feet so cozy
Well, I'm a single woman
and I don't need many things
So why don't my poor little finger
got a ring?
Well, I bought a wedding dress
just in case someone was looking
I practiced all my sewin'
and I practiced on my cooking
I found a handsome guy
who said he'd love me like no other
But sadly mama says it doesn't count
since he's my brother
There's a ring around the moon
a ring around the rosy
A ring around my socks
that keep my feet so cozy
Well, I'm a single woman
and I don't need many things
So why don't my poor little finger
got a ring?
So I finally got a strategy
and caught myself a man
I pepper sprayed his eyeballs
and I threw him in my van
I took him to the church
and when at last we heard the bells
He somehow got away
and now I hope he goes to...
Well, there's a ring around the moon
a ring around the rosy
A ring around my socks
that keep my feet so cozy
Well, I'm a single woman
and I don't need many things
So why don't my poor little finger
got a ring?