作词 : Austin Jones/Cody Stiltner
作曲 : Cody Stiltner
Hello my soulless friend
I bet you're wondering
Why you're here now
Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel
Where sinners can become saints with a devilish amount of work
so... they say
Welcome it's nice to meet ya
Sorry there's no angels to greet ya
I can tell by your facial features
That you were expecting something else
They believe they can make you change
But I'm just here for the devilish games
Luckly you're used to flames
Cuz now you're in the hottest corner of hell
You might think you have a chance
To make a change
But soon
You'll come to realize you'll never leave this place
So steal a seat
Kick up your feet
And make some friends
We're all stuck here forever
Good luck getting out
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Welcome to the show
Where hazbins rock the depths below
Sit back
Relax
Reap what you sow
Done things that heaven only knows
Don't fret these demons are your friends
We live the life of the condemned
No need for us to make amends
Cause we're all still sinners in the end
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Who is hating
They better go check the ratings
You know that your boy is hot
Cause I'm shining right next to Satan and Hades
There's no debating
And if you did
You're mistaken
You really think you can take me
Best bring the army and navy
Fuc* a truce
If I see an angel put'em in a noose
I'm amused
By you goofys
How you always play the fool
Chuck the deuce
See you later
Au revoir
Arrivederci-
I'm that carzy motherfu**a
They don't wanna see me loose
And when I start approaching
Feel your heart get a little faster
Cause there's no use of running
But I love to hear pitter patter
Now I'm the talk of town
But I don't like to hear chitter chatter
So if I take your life
No guarantee that you'll get one after
There's a perfect
Spot where you can
Lay your head and
Have your nightmares
Don't you mind the
Corpse that's in the corner of the room
You're so lucky
You have issues
That's the reason
That we picked you
Stop your crying
Grab a tissue
So it's a deal
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Two
Test
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Welcome to the show
Where hazbins rock the depths below
Sit back
Relax
Reap what you sow
Done things that heaven only knows
Don't fret these demons are your friends
We live the life of the condemned
No need for us to make amends
Cause we're all still sinners in the end
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Welcome to the show
That's all folks!
Remember to tip your waitress on the way out
And remember
Radios not dead
But we are ending this broadcast
Goodnight