Charlie:Look, you can have the guest room. I'll grab some sheets.
Alan:That's okay, I brought my own.
Charlie:You brought your own sheets?
Alan:I like my sheets
Charlie:Okay then, good night.
Alan:No, no, wait, wait. Charlie, I mean, we hardly ever talk to each other.
Charlie:What do you want to talk about Alan?
Alan:I don't know. Uh, I was named Chiropractor of the year by the San Fernando Valley Chiropractic Association.
Charlie:Okay then, good night.
Alan:No. Charlie, Charlie, what about you? What's going on with you.
Charlie:Well, Alan, there's not much to say. I make a lot of money for doing very little work.
Charlie:I sleep with beautiful women who don't ask about my feelings.
Charlie:I drive a Jag,
Charlie:I live at the beach and sometimes in the middle of the day,
for no reason at all, I like to make myself a big pitcher of margaritas
and take a nap out on the sundeck.
Alan:Okay then, good night Charlie.
Charlie:Good night.
Good night, Monkey Man.