So, um…
Are you looking for a good Transformers site?
Because at CarToBots.com, you can get an avatar.
That's your picture morphed to look like a robot.
Come on, man
You know I only surf Transformers sites
When there's girls around, so they can see how cool I am.
So what are you doing then?
Trying to secure a going away present for Mr.Dante
Really?
Well, how about an Arwen sword replica?
What?
Uh…
"Cause it's, like, thoughtful and practical"
I was thinking of something a little more sexy.
Well, what's sexier than an elf princess's sword?
A donkey show.
What's that?
You ever see a chick give a mule a blow job?