作词 : Mark Hoppus/Brian Lee/Travis Barker
 作曲 : Mark Hoppus/Brian Lee/Travis Barker
 I guess I'm blessed to be so ****ing bored
 And hiding from this phantom antigen that wants to send us to the morgue
 Quarantine, **** this disease
 I’d rather be on Star Tours or stuck at the DMV
 Quarantine, no, not for me
 I thought that things were ****ed up in 2019
 **** quarantine
 Some people hit the bottle
 Some people hit the books
 Some people storm The Capitol
 Some second guess parenthood
 It'll disappear in April
 Just like a miracle
 We don't need social distance
 We don’t need old people
 So throw the shop doors open
 And save our economy
 We don't need ICU beds
 Or PPE
 Quarantine, **** this disease
 I'd rather watch some magic or do press in Germany
 Quarantine, no, not for me
 I thought that things were ****ed up in 2019
 **** quarantine
 It'll disappear in April
 Just like a miracle
 We don't need social distance
 We don't need old people
 So throw the shop doors open
 And save our economy
 We don't need ICU beds
 We don't need PPE
 Quarantine, **** this disease
 I’m never shaking hands again and don’t kiss me on the cheek
 **** quarantine