We're All To Blame - Ylvis (伊尔维萨克兄弟)
Written by:Vegard Ylvisåker/Bård Ylvisåker/Lars Devik/Christian Løchstøer
We demand some answers who is responsible
Someone needs to go
It was all my fault I'm the one to blame
It was my idea
And now I'm filled with shame
As you all well know I lost control
So I'm the one to blame
Ahem when you say it's all your fault
That's not correct after all
I was the architect
Eh well I was the major
And I voted yes so we share the blame
So it was the three of you
Yes and kjersti too
Oh yes definetly me I screwed up royally
So that's a total of four
Uhh I'm afraid it's two more
The project leader and me
Yes it was all my fault and mine
And mine and me me to and me and him and you
Who is responsible I need a single name
We can't we're all to blame
We were the ones who decided to anchor the tower in Styrofoam
We were the engineers who made sure the process were very slow
I was the right coordinator who totally lost control
And we the people of Hamar didn't support you guys at all
But are you sorry yes we are
Apologize of course we do
Will you fire anyone
If I could I would but who
We're all just tiny pieces in this catastrophic stew
We're all to blame we're all to blame
Yes we are all to blame and you can fire us all
There wouldn't be a single person left in city hall
People of Hamar
Do you want to spend a couple of millions
Maybe more who knows to finish the tower
Yes
We'll get a giant diving board
Who cares what Hamar can afford
We'll get the most expensive tower on the planet
It will be oversized and analyzed and overpriced
But customized for Hamar in the tower diving board
Will be magical fantastical affordable for Hamar town