Clint Eastwood and Lee Van Cleef:Gonna paint our wagon,
Gonna paint it good,
We ain't braggin',
We're gonna coat that wood.
Cast:They're gonna paint that wagon,
They're gonna paint it good,
They ain't braggin',
They're gonna coat that wood.
Lee Marvin:Gonna paint your wagon,
Gonna paint it fine,
Gonna use oil-based paint
'Cause the wood is pine
Cast:Ponderosa Pine, ooo-ooo..
Homer:Oh, why did they have to screw up a perfectly
serviceable wagon story with all that fruity singing?
Marge:I thought it was toe-tappin' fun.
Homer:Singing is the lowest form of communication.
Marge:Homer, you sing all the time.
Homer:No, I don't. I hate to rhyme.
Lisa:You like musicals, don't you, Dad?
Homer:No, I don't. I think they're bad.
They're fake and phony
And totally wrong.
Bart:Wake up, Dad,
You're singing a song!
Homer:I wouldn't! I couldn't!
I hate that stuff!
Marge:Now, Homer, listen,
I've had enough.
In our family videos,
We have plainly seen
You're a singing dancing
Entertainment machine!