I tell you whatever I like
And you believe it
U turn and cover tell you black is white
And you believe it
In the pouring rain
On a roaring train
I'm undercover with an alibi
'cause you believe him
I'm a Chameleon Man
I'm doing what I can
I've got a / Give me your / I've got your pension plan
Try to understand
I'm in a hurry to my private eye
'cause you believe him
I never worry 'bout the wrong or right
When you believe it
I'm running for the State
In every single place
I win election with my porkie pies
'cause you believe them
I join the battle when the heat is on
And you see me
I'll save your planet putting make-up on
For the TV
With never-ending grace
I'll go and change my face
'cause every part of me I sacrifice
For the glory