I made love to ya all night long then i got up to write you a song i watched ya sleep and i fell in love ya must've been sent from heaven above don't think you could never do no wrong then you farted.... oh girl you farted.. first i thought that it was kinda cute i surpresed a smile when i heard your girly poot then came the smell came whoftin by and brought a little tear drop to my eye i think that i'll go sleep out on the couch cause you farted... you could make milk curdle make your skin crawl make the paint peal off of the wall i won't sleep under the covers no more since the hot winds blew from out your back door baby, it sure has been a gas but i can't live life in fear of your ass so i gathered up my clothes and old dog bill moved back to my house at the top of the hill well old boy I guess its just you and me then he farted.....