作词 : M Mathers/A. Maman/L. Resto/L. Alberto Spinetta/Juan Carlos Amaya/Carlos Cuatia
 作曲 : M Mathers/A. Maman/L. Resto/L. Alberto Spinetta/Juan Carlos Amaya/Carlos Cuatia
 [Intro]
 Ayo
 (This a song about)
 My, my stepdad
 (Let's see if this ever happened to you)
 I, I hate
 My, my stepdad
 [Verse 1]
 One thing that sticks in my craw
 When I was six and I saw my stepfather hittin' my Ma
 Socked her right in her eyeball
 I'm startin' to think I'm psychotic
 With all the pictures I draw of
 Shit that I've already witnessed, it’s probably twisted my thoughts
 All I can hear is drama with Mom and him
 I can always hear 'em arguin' down the hallways
 The walls are thin so the noise is startin' to feel like the norm
 Our dog pissed on the carpet, he stomped it so hard
 Doctors had to put it down
 He killed my chihuahua, this mother****er!
 [Chorus]
 I, I, hate
 My, my stepdad (Stepdad)
 So tonight I'm sayin', "Bye-bye stepdad" (Stepdad)
 [Verse 2]
 Outside, I look like I'm calm
 Inside, I'm a tickin' time bomb
 'Cause of this mother****er, who sticks his **** in my mom (My mom)
 Last night, he said I left the kitchen light on
 But he walked in there this morning and purposely flipped it, I saw him
 Hickory switch to my bottom, I counted sixty-nine times
 He swatted me with it, I'd cry
 He just started hittin' me harder
 God, I wish I could just jaw him
 If I could get my weight up
 But I'm just a second grader
 This ***** is bigger than I am
 But I've been readin' at school about this shit called liquid cyanide
 I'm fantasizin' at night when he's sleepin' at just the right time
 Sneak up with a lethal injection
 And put him down like they did to my dog
 I'm talkin' euthanasia (Euthanasia), like kids in Taiwan
 This ****in' shit's like Saigon (Saigon)
 Neighbors called police on him
 So many battery charges, this dude's like lithium-ion
 Then Mom and him let bygones (Bygones)
 Just be bygones
 So on eggshells, I walk and just try not to piss this guy off
 But this is why I...
 [Chorus]
 I, I, hate
 My, my stepdad (Stepdad)
 So tonight I'm sayin', "Bye-bye stepdad" (Stepdad)
 [Verse 3]
 So this year, I'm goin' into the fifth and I'm tall
 I'm five foot six on my block, I'm the toughest kid but I got
 Way bigger fish to fry
 Which is why I'm tryin' to get this ***** to fly off
 The handle and wait for the fist to fly to put this guy in a pine box
 He's always lookin' for chaos but tonight I've cooked up a plan
 So this Christmas, I got some color books and some crayons
 I'm layin' on the floor, in the living room with some friends colorin'
 He walks by, kicks my arm and goes, "Oops" and just laughs
 I yelled for Mom (Mom) and as she's rushin' to my defense
 I stood up and said, "**** you, punk" and I took off and ran
 To my bedroom, as I fled
 Knowin' shit would hit the fan
 Slammed the door and hid behind it with an aluminum bat
 He kicked it in
 I swung it hard as I could at his head
 His noodle went splat, he fell right at the foot of my bed
 I'm a little bit scared but my anger's overtooken the fear
 I threw down the bat and just started whoopin' his ass
 Beat him with my bare hands, the big bad wolf ain't so bad
 "Ding-dong," the ***** is dead, the bully finally gets his
 Stomped him until he pissed enough to fill a two-liter with
 Then buried him next to my dog
 And if I go to juvie for this, I'ma tell 'em
 [Chorus]
 I, I, hate
 My, my stepdad (Stepdad)
 So tonight I'm sayin', "Bye-bye stepdad" (Stepdad)
 'Cause I, I, hate
 My, my stepdad (Stepdad)
 So tonight I'm sayin', "Bye-bye stepdad" (Stepdad)