作词 : Dan Povenmire/Martin Olson/Michael Culross Jr.
作曲 : Dan Povenmire/Martin Olson/Michael Culross Jr.
So you say you got a patch for leading people through a jungle?
But I've got a prescription for this anti-fungal
So I win
How is that winning?
I'm just saying I'm prepared
Undecided whether I should feel disturbed or scared
I'm older and bolder
Got this ache in my shoulder
I keep my medical records
In this manilla folder
Meaning?
Just that I've lived more
But I've got a better feelin' for the great outdoors
You think you know just what to do
But I've got a ton more experience than you
In adulting
Is that what it's called?
I know you don't know what I mean
But you're not gonna know it 'til you turn eighteen
It's called "adulting"
That's not a verb
When you're no longer a private, you're a sarge
You're all grown up and you're livin' large
You get to be the one in charge
Get it off of me, get it off of me
It's called adulting
It's still not a verb
Come on, back me up, Ferb
It's not a verb
Whatever
Can you read a compass?
No
Or start a fire?
No
Build a shelter?
No
Or change a tire?
No
Dig a hole?
No
Pitch a tent?
No
Navigate?
No
Circumvent?
No
Chop a tree?
No
Build a snare?
No
Catch a fish?
No
Fight a bear?
No
Now I think our only care
And I think this question is really fair
Is can you get us from here to there?
Absolutely
You can? How?
By adulting
Yes, adulting
He makes a salient point
Baljeet
I'm adulting
What? He sounds authoritative
'Cause I'm adulting
I'm an adult