NICKY: Help the homeless!
Help the homeless!
Ooh! Hey Princeton!
Give me a quarter!
Here in my hat!
Come on, Princeton!
It's as easy as that!
Helping others brings you closer to God
So give me a quarter
PRINCETON: I don't have any change
NICKY: Hmmm... okay
Give me a dollar
PRINCETON: That's not what I meant
NICKY: Give me a five
PRINCETON: Are you kidding?
NICKY: The more you give, the more you get
That's being alive!
All I'm asking you is to do what Jesus Christ would do
He'd give me a quarter
Why don't you?
PRINCETON: All right, all right, here you go
NICKY: Ahh, thanks!
PRINCETON: Take care. Whoa!
NICKY: What's the matter?
PRINCETON: I feel generous! I feel compassionate!
NICKY: You do?
PRINCETON: Yeah! I feel like a new person—a good person!
Helping other people out makes you feel fantastic!
NICKY: That's what I've been trying to tell you—
PRINCETON: All this time I've been running around thinking about me, me, me—
And where has it gotten me!
I'm gonna do something for someone else!
NICKY: Me?
PRINCETON: No—Kate! I'm going to raise the money to build that stupid Monster School she's always talking about!
Give me your money!
NICKY: What?
PRINCETON: I need it for Kate!
NICKY: I need it to eat!
PRINCETON: Come on, Nicky!
NICKY: Aww, get lost!
PRINCETON: It'll make you feel great!
NICKY: So would a burger!
PRINCETON: When her dream comes true
It'll all be partly thanks to you
So give me your money!
NICKY: I'd like to, but I can't
PRINCETON: Give me your money!
NICKY: I'd like to, but I need it!
PRINCETON: Give me your money!
NICKY: I'd like to, but I'm homeless!
I can't! I need it! I'm homeless!
I can't! I need it! I'm homeless!
I can't! I need it! I'm homeless!
Okay, here you go
PRINCETON: Thank you!
NICKY: Suddenly
I am feeling closer to God
It's time to stop begging
It's time to start giving!
What can I give to Rod?
Something he'll like so much he'll take me back
Ooh, I know! I'll find him a boyfriend!
PRINCETON: That's the spirit!
BOTH: When you help others
You can't help helping yourself!
When you help others
You can't help helping yourself!
GARY: Hey boys, what's the hat for?
NICKY: Ooh, we're collecting money!
PRINCETON: It's for Kate! We're raising money to help build her dream school!
Give us your money!
NICKY: You'll be glad that you did!
GARY: That's just what my parents told me
When I was a kid
Shit
NICKY: But giving feels so great
GARY: And I bet it wouldn't hurt your chances with Kate
PRINCETON: Well, that too
GARY: I'll give you a dollar
PRINCETON: You're a gentleman and a scholar
CHRISTMAS EVE: We so happy! We just exchange all your wedding gifts for cash!
BRIAN: Honey, don't tell them that!
CHRISTMAS EVE: We get about 2,000 bucks!
Brian: Uh, yeah, so—thanks, everybody!
CHRISTMAS EVE: We rich!
PRINCETON: Give us your money!
NICKY: Give us your money!
GARY: Give us your goddamn money!
PRINCETON: Give us the dough!
NICKY & GARY: Give us the dough!
PRINCETON, NICKY & GARY: We're raising money for a Monster School
But we've got a ways to go
PRINCETON: Sounds like you've got money to burn
NICKY: And it's not like money that you had to earn
PRINCETON, NICKY & GARY: So give us your money—
CHRISTMAS EVE: A monster school?
BRIAN: Sounds like a good cause
CHRISTMAS EVE: Give me your wallet
PRINCETON: Oh my gosh! I don't know how to thank you guys! I mean, Kate will be so grateful!
That kind of money is such a great start
GARY: Yeah, $15
PRINCETON: $15?
CHRISTMAS EVE: Every little bit help
NICKY: Looks like we're gonna have to ask more people!
ALL: Hey! Give us your money!
All that you've got!
Just fork it on over
GARY: Or some puppets will get shot!
PRINCETON: Hey!
ALL: It's time to pass the hat
GARY: And there's nothing you can do 'bout that
ALL: So give us your money!
Give us your money!
Give us your money!
When you help others
You can't help helping yourself!
When you help others
You can't help helping yourself!
Every time you do good deeds
You're also serving your own needs
When you help others
You're really help helping yourself!
When you give to a worthy cause
You'll feel as jolly as Santa Claus
When you help others
You can't
Help
Helping yourself!