Porn shoes - The French
He wore a cotton shirt
By Ben Sherman
And underpants by Calvin Klein
He wore his best Levi's
With a leather belt
Which he bought in Crete
From a peasant girl
He cooked a pasta dish
That was his favourite
He cooked it very slow
That made the sauces thick
His bed was freshly made
Just in case she was due at eight
She was half hour late
She wore gold shoes with diamante
Like Kylie wore on TV
They kept her feeling sexy
They were what she always wanted
But he thought they looked like porn shoes
Like the porn stars wear in porn films
But he thought they made her sexy
But they weren't what he expected no oh
She stepped inside his house
And looked around herself
She saw a poster print
By Gustav Klimt
She thought that rather crass
For a northern lass
Who moved south long ago
To join the middle class
She wore gold shoes with diamante
Like Kylie on the TV
They kept her feeling sexy
They were what she always wanted
But he thought they looked like porn shoes
Like the porn stars wear in porn films
But he thought they made sexy
But they weren't what he expected
This girl was hot and out of sight
But a little forced and a little uptight
He hoped she would spent the night
But leave soon in the morning
He's had his fill of lipstick girls
Who think they're cool and own the world
He'd have a girl with flat soled shoes
But he wouldn't know what to do with her
She wore gold shoes with diamante
Like Kylie on the TV
They kept her feeling sexy
They were what she always wanted
But he thought they looked like porn shoes
Like the porn stars wear in porn films
All we thought they made sexy
But they weren't what he expected no oh