There are squirrels in my pants!
Tell me what's making you jump like that!
S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants!
Ain't got no chickens, ain't got no rats
S-I-M-P,
Squirrels in my pants!
S to the I to the M to the P,
Then maybe you can be moving like me
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels!Squirrels!(S to the I to the M to the P)
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to the M to the P!
Who you got back home, watering your plants?
S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants!
How can I qualify for government grants?
S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants!
Yeah, hypnotize me, put me in a trance
S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants!
Got an Aunt Florence living in France
She can't see the-
Squirrels in my pants!
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels! Squirrels!(S to the I to the M to the P)
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to the M to the P!
If you wanna know how I'm doin' this dance
S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants!
There's somethin' in my trousers, you know it ain't ants!
S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants!
Yeah... Proletariat and bourgeoisie!
Baby you don't need an academic degree!
Everybody's smellin' my potpourri!
S to the I to the M to the P!
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels! Squirrels!(S to the I to the M to the P!)
Step right over and watch me put it...
Down, down, on the ground...
'Cause you know I got it goin' on!
(S...) S to the I to the M to the P!
(I...) S to the I to the M to the P!
If your pockets are empty get a cash advance!(M...) (S to the I to the M to the P!)
Squirrels! Squirrels!(S to the I to the M to the P!)
If you're losin' your hair, get yourself implants!(S..) (S to the I to the M to the P!)
If you're wrestlin' a bear, then you ain't got a chance!(I...) (S to the I to the M to the P!)
Old Uncle Freddy just rages and rants!(M...) (S to the I to the M to the P!)
Ain't about love! Ain't about romance! I got squirrels in my pants!