X: You f*cking groupie,
Pick up the god damn phone
Bi**h where the f*ck
Were you Tuesday?
With who you say?
I wasn't at the studio
Bi**h what'd you do screw Dre?
You went there looking for me
Boo that excuse is too lame
Keep playing me you're gonna
End up with a huge goose egg
You fake, lying slut
You never told me you knew Dre
Que Lupe? You want to lose two legs
You try to flip this on me?
If I spent more time with you,
You say
"Ok yeeah, I'm coo-coo, hey?"
Well, screw you
And I'd be the third person
Who screwed you today
Oh, four? Dre, Drake, Lupe?
Oh touche
You were too two-faced for me
Thought you was my number one
True Blue Ace
But you ain't
And I can see you when you make
That little boo-boo face
'Cause I'm hanging up this phone, boo
You make my f*cking Bluetooth ache
You feeling blue too late
Go smurf yourself
You make me wanna smurfin'
Puke blue Kool Aid
Here's what you say
To someone you hate
X: My life would be so much better
If you just dropped dead
Dead
I was laying in bed
Last night thinking
And this thought
Just popped in my head
And I thought,
Wouldn't sh*t
Just be a lot easier
If you dropped dead
Dead
I would feel so
So
Much much
Better
Better, better, better
X: Think I just relapsed,
This bi**h pushed me over the brink
Hop on the freeway
Trying to get some time alone
And just think
Then the cops pulled me over
But they let me go
'Cause I told 'em
I'm only driving drunk
'Cause that bi**h drove me to drink
I'm back on my f*ck ho's
But a whole new hatred for blondes,
But bias?
I hate all bi**hes the same,
Baby come on
Excuse the pun but bi**h
Is such a broad statement
And I am channeling my anger
Through every single station I'm on
X: 'Cause a woman broke my he-art,
I say he-art
'Cause you ripped it
In two pa-arts
And threw it in the garbage,
Who do you think you are?
Bi**h guess it's time
For me to get the dust off
And pick myself up off the carpet
But I'll never say the L-word again
I la-la-la-la lesbian
Ah
I hope you hear this song
And go into a cardiac arrest
My life would be
So much better if you just
X: My life would be so much better
If you just dropped dead
Dead
I was laying in bed
Last night thinking
And this thought
Just popped in my head
And I thought wouldn't sh*t
Just be a lot easier
If you dropped dead
Dead
I would feel so
So
Much
Much
Better
Better, better, better
'Cause you told me
You'd love me,
Forever
Bi**h, that was a lie
Now I never
Wanted someone to die
So bad in my f*cking, life
But f*ck it
There's other fish in the sea
X: And I'mma have a whale of a time
Being a single sailor
For the night bi**h on a scale
Of 1 to 10,
Sh*t I must be the holy grail of
Catches ho I got an Oscar
Attached to my f*cking name
De La
I might hit the club
Find a chick that's tailor
Made for me say f*ck it
Kick some shots back
Get hammered and nail her
These bi**hes tryna get atached
But they're failing
To latch onto the tail of my bumper
They're scratching
At the back of my trailer
Like I'm itchin' to get hitched
Yeah I'm rich as a bi**h
But bi**hes ain't sh*t
I'd rather leave a bi**h in a ditch
Bi**h you complain
When you listen to this
But you still throw yourself at me
That's what I call pitchin' a bi**h
That's why I'm swinging
At this chicks on sight
Long as I got a bat and two balls
It's foul but my dick's on strike
So all that love sh*t is null
And void bi**h I'm a droid,
I avoid cupid stupid wasn't for blowjobs
You'd be unemployed
Oi oi oi, man oh man,
Your boy boy boys
Getting sick of these girls girls girls
Oink oink oink
You f*cking pigs all you're good
For is doink doink doink
I got 99 problems
And a bi**h ain't one
She's all 99 of them
I need a machine gun
I take 'em all out
I hope you hear this song
And go into a cardiac arrest
Have a heart attack
And just drop dead
And I'mma throw a f*cking party
After this 'cause
X: My life will be so much better
If you just dropped dead
Deadi hate you
I was laying in bed
Last night thinking
And this thought
Just popped in my head
You baby
And I thought wouldn't sh*t
Just be a lot easier
If you dropped dead
Dead
I would feel so
So
Much
Much
Better
Better, better, better
X: I'm just playing bi**h,
You know I love you