It's a beautiful night today
Although we are total strangers
Gloomy ambience, slowed down music
Everyone receives a letter
DM lowers his brim, opens the script
"Right now we are story tellers"
"Each of you introduce your status
And write it down on the empty paper"
The first player's a little mysterious
She's like a kingdom's princess
The second player's a sword- wielding guard
And his duty is to protect
The third player has a role of a prince
Who and princess are in contest
At last eyes of all turn to me asking me what I play as
And I take a glance of my identity and say I'm a
Sunny cheerful big boy
Sunny cheerful big boy
The only skill that I show
Is being a smiling weirdo
Sunny cheerful big boy
Sunny cheerful big boy
I just happen to pass by
A fuss occurs and I'm tied
Sunny cheerful big boy
Sunny cheerful big boy
I don't have no hidden lies
Why am I here to agonize
Sunny cheerful big boy
Sunny cheerful big boy
What is the point of this game
What's freaking for me to claim
With the discovery of the body
Aura grows anxious gradually
Each person is arguing
justifying what they just did
Discussion intensifies
After clues are disclosed in sequence
DM says, "take turns speaking
Providing convincing evidence"
As for the poison of the princess
She says it's for killing the prince
Sword- wielding guard's saber
through investigation, has not been rinsed
Prince prepares ropes and concealed weapons
But he hasn't made his move
At last eyes of all turn to me asking me what I did for murder
I take a glance of evidence and say I'm a
Sunny cheerful big boy
Sunny cheerful big boy
I am just sitting stiffly
Haven't been to WC
Sunny cheerful big boy
Sunny cheerful big boy
I am just a passer- by
And have no twists in my life
Sunny cheerful big boy
Sunny cheerful big boy
I don't even wear a coat
Such weapon how can I hold
Sunny cheerful big boy
Sunny cheerful big boy
What is the point of this game
What's freaking for me to claim
The murderer is the princess
Who had spilled a few drops of poison
The game's over, people clap and cheer
Celebrating the inference
Prince and princess and guard add each other on Wechat
Planning to play again
Everyone excitedly reviews with DM
Except that stupid
Sunny cheerful big boy
Sunny cheerful big boy
Why this flipping character
Can even exist on Earth?
What the heck am I doing now
Sunny cheerful big boy
Sunny cheerful big boy
Only involvement tonight
Is posting clues in group chat
Someone please tell me about it
Sunny cheerful big boy
Sunny cheerful big boy
All the joy is drained away
Even plots are gone astray
What on earth am I supposed to do?
Sunny cheerful big boy
Sunny cheerful big boy
Paid up and walked out the door
But still trapped just as before