Ted: Japan.
Barney: Okay, carousel four is tapped out.
Ready? 'Cause I'm about to drop some knowledge.
Cute girls are not from Buffalo.
Time out. Ten o'clock.
You ready to rock this, Ted?
Ted: All right, I think we need to refine our back-story first. How did we...
Barney: Ted! You klutzy, great guy you!
Barney: Hey. Barney.
Woman B: Hi.
Woman A: My God, are you okay?
Ted: I am so sorry.
Woman A: It's fine, no. You were a little shaky on your landing. I'd give you a 9.2.
Ted: Hi, I'm Ted.
Woman A: Laura. Look, I'm really sorry that we have to hit and run, but we've got a plane to catch.
Ted: Oh, where are you headed?
Woman A: Philadelphia.
Barney: Philly? That's where we're headed.
Woman A: You are? Well, then, we'll see you on the plane.
Barney: Yes, you will. Follow them. Tickets on me.
And don't you dare get on that subsequent escalator!