The *** is in the heel
Even if you break it
The *** is in the feel
Honey, you can't fake it
Jack it up 'cause I'm no flat tire
Mack it up six inches higher
The *** is in the heel
So just embrace it
From London to Milan
Stilettos are an "ism"
In red and neon light
Gimme Jimmy Choo Choo Choo Choo Choo Choo shoes
In New York, Paris, Hong Kong
Live it like an "ism"
Seduction at the thigh
The heel is the transmission
Asserting actual scientific reason
Heels tense the leg and the hindquarter region
Lifting the rear and making it appear
Pert and ready for mating season
That's the scientific view
But you know what I say?
The *** is in the heel
Fierce as you can make it
The *** is the appeal
Kinky boys can shake it
Pump it up till it's ostentatious
Funk it up, it's contagious
The *** is in the heel
So just embrace it
From London to Milan
Feel that chic hot feeling
In red and neon light
Won't go nowhere without M-M-M-My Manolos
New York, Paris, Hong Kong
Stilettos leave 'em reeling
Seduction at the thigh
The heel should hit the ceiling
The heel should hit the ceiling
The heel should hit the ceiling
From London to Milan
Stilettos are an "ism"
In red and neon light
Gotta lotta P-P-P-P-P-P-Prada
New York, Paris, Hong Kong
Live it like an "ism"
Seduction at the thigh
The heel is the transmission
These are brilliant
I'd wear any one of them
You are not our niche market
They are some very interesting ideas here
They're all stiletto heels
It's physically impossible to make a stiletto that can bear the weight of a full-grown man
Not so fast
If we could mold the steel
One piece from ball to heel
We'd underpin it, and remake it
So not even Don could break it
Sorry?
I said...
We'd underpin it, and remake it
So not even Don could break it
Yeah? You think?
We can do it!
We can do it!
We can do it!
From London to Milan
Stilettos are an "ism"
In red and neon light
Gimme big red boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boots
In New York, Paris, Hong Kong
Watch out world
Watch out world
Here we come!