作曲 : Charlie Mole
Rupert(as Algy): After you dear boy.
Colin(as Jack): Oh no after you.
Rupert: No, no, no, do go first,
I’m not really good at the high bits.
I’m much better low.
Colin: Oh we’ll see...
Hm hm hm hmm
Rupert: 1, 2, and!
Colin: The western wind is blowing fair
Across the dark Aegean Sea
Rupert: And at the secret marble stair
My Tyrian galley waits for thee
Chorus: Come down, the purple sail is spread
The watchman sleeps within the town
Oh leave thy lily flowerbed
Oh lady mine, come down
Come down
Lady come down
Come down
Lady come down,
Oh lady come down
She will not come I know her well
Of lover’s vows she hath no care
And little good a man can tell
Of one so cruel and so fair
Colin: True love is but a woman’s toy
They never know their lover’s pain
Rupert: And I who loved as loves a boy
Must love in vain
Chorus: Must love in vain
Come down
Lady come down
Come down
Lady come down
Colin: I think your high notes may have damaged our chances, old boy.
You do want them to come down, don’t you?
Rupert: well, she is never gonna come down if you’re singing like that.
You’re completely out of tune.
Colin: How dare you!
Rupert: I’ll take this bit.
Colin: you leave this to me.
You go have a lie down old man.
Rupert: no I’ll take this bit
Colin: out of my way, I’m coming through
Rupert: go easy, my dear fellow
Colin: COME DOOOOOWWNN
Come down
Lady come down(Rupert: Over do it, less is more)
Come down
Lady come down
Colin: That wasn’t so bad, was it?
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Rupert: They’re not gonna come down.
D’you think we should go up?
Maybe we should go up.
Colin: Algy you’re always talking nonsense.
Rupert: Well it’s better than listening to it
Colin: Lady come down
Rupert: Doo bee doo bee doo bee doo bee doo