作曲 : Justin Michael List
They say that in the Army the coffee’s mighty fine
It looks like muddy water and tastes like turpentine
They say that in the Army the chow is mighty fine
A chicken jumped off the table and started marking time
(Chorus) Oh Lord I want to go
But they won’t let me go
Hooooooooommmme! Hey
They say that in the Army the pay is might fine
They give you a hundred dollars and take back ninety nine
They say that in the Army the women are mighty fine
They look like Kruger and walk like Frankenstein
(Chorus) Oh Lord I want to go
But they won’t let me go
Hooooooooommmme! Hey
They say that in the Army the meat is mighty fine
Last night we had ten puppies, this morning only nine
They say that in the Army the beds are mighty fine
But how the hell should I know I’ve never slept in mine
(Chorus) Oh Lord I want to go
But they won’t let me go
Hooooooooommmme! (repeat)