If I Had $1,000,000
I'd buy you a house
I would buy you a house
If I Had $1,000,000
I'd buy you furniture for your house
Maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman
If I Had $1,000,000
I'd buy you a K-Car a nice Reliant automobile
If I Had $1,000,000
I'd buy your love
If I Had $1,000,000
I'd build a tree fort in our yard
If I Had $1,000,000
You could help it wouldn't be that hard
If I Had $1,000,000
Maybe we could put put a little tiny fridge in there somewhere
We could just go up there and hang out
Like open the fridge and stuff and
There'd be foods laid out for us
With little pre-wrapped sausages and things
They have pre-wrapped sausages
But they don't have pre-wrapped bacon
Well can you blame them Yeah
If I Had $1,000,000
I'd buy you a fur coat but not a real fur coat
That's cruel
If I Had $1,000,000
I'd buy you an exotic pet like a llama or an emu
If I Had $1,000,000
I'd buy you John Merrick's remains
All them crazy elephant bones
If I Had $1,000,000
I'd buy your love
If I Had $1,000,000
We wouldn't have to walk to the store
If I Had $1,000,000
We'd take a limousine 'cause it costs more
If I Had $1,000,000
We wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner
But we would eat Kraft Dinner Of course
We would we'd just eat more
And buy really expensive ketchup with it
That's right all the fanciest Dijon Ketchup
If I Had $1,000,000
I'd buy you a green dress but not a real green dress
That's cruel
If I Had $1,000,000
I'd buy you some art a Picasso or a Garfunkel
If I Had $1,000,000
I'd buy you a monkey haven't you always wanted a monkey?
If I Had $1,000,000
I'd buy your LOVE
If I Had $1,000,000
If I Had $1,000,000
If I Had $1,000,000
If I Had $1,000,000
I'd Be Rich