Oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God they're gonna eat me up for breakfast
You think you look good in whatever they sugarcoat you in
If my body is a temple you can worship at my feet but it might kick you in the teeth some
So even when you're spitting blood you would save a thought for me
'Cause I got so down I held the world for ransom
Lonely, bored and bad thank God I'm handsome, so handsome
I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I should be picking up the pieces
But it doesn't really matter as once you thought it would when you got nothing to lose
Everybody else I know would talk to me of misery as if it was contagious
So come to me and promise me you'll catch me if you can
'Cause I got so down I held the world for ransom
Lonely, bored and bad thank God I'm handsome
I'm as awful as they come oh what a pity
So I thank the lord above that I am pretty, so pretty
P-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p I'm so pretty
Well I got so down I held the world for ransom
Lonely, bored and bad thank God I'm handsome
Arresting, prepossessing and disarming
Oh what a stroke of luck that I am charming
With a hand layed out upon me by committee
I just thank the lord above that I am pretty, so pretty