Court's in session
(Oy oy oy oy)
What you mean oy oy oy oy?
Me say court in session
Order, my name is Judge Roughneck
And I will not tolerate
Any disobedience in my courtroom
Rudeboy, you have been brought in front of me
And charge with smashing this woman's window
Before I sentence you
what have you got to say in your defence
I was walking down the street one night
When I saw her silhouette in the bathroom light
Her way of life saving nothing to hide
With her frosted glass shutter-curtains open wide
Naked woman, naked man
Where did you get that nice suntan
You live in a castle built of sand
Naked woman, naked man
Naked from your bath,
You go naked to your bed
(Hush up)
I can't stop the hatred running through my head
(Silence in court)
Order, rudeboy
You have led me to believe
That you were sewn up with the girl
And she left you and married someone else
So you got drunk and you smashed up
Your ex-girlfriend's property
I have come to one conclusion
That is to sentence you to five months in prison
If warden take you down to the cell
He wanted to be something
But she knows he never will
She got him where she wanted and
forgot to take her pill
And he thinks she'll be happy
When she's hanging up the nappies
If that's a happy marriage
I prefer to be unhappy
Married woman, married man
Where did you get that family plan
Mrs. You and Mr. Right
Where did you get that lovely life
Naked woman, naked man
Where did you get that nice suntan
Naked woman, naked man
Where did you get that nice suntan
Naked woman, naked man
Where did you get that nice suntan
Naked woman, naked man
Where did you get that nice suntan
Naked woman, naked man
Where did you get that nice suntan
Take him away!