作词 : Josh Tillman
 作曲 : Josh Tillman
 Funny girl
 You look so unassuming
 Right up until
 The room you're captivating
 Starts to fill with gut-busting laughter
 And you're transformed into a five-foot Cleopatra
 Funny girl
 Your schedule's pretty crazy
 Doing interviews
 For the new live action, Cathy
 Could you pencil in an industry outsider?
 Yeah, you're young but, baby, you're not getting younger
 Funny girl
 For once, your timing wasn't great
 I must have missed you by a day
 But, baby, things have turned out pretty good this way
 And I don't think either of us yearn to share the stage
 Funny girl
 You seem pretty indifferent
 But you knocked me out
 When you charmed the pants off Letterman
 Oh, I wish you'd flash that manic smile in my direction
 And let me lead you to your seat like we were old friends
 Funny girl