I hope you choke
On the cigarettes you don't even like
I hope your fingers bleed
Next time that you write
On that typewriter that you bring to the bar
On the back of your bike
Cause you don't have a car
I hope your dad cuts you off
From the family money
So you can be as broke
As you're pretending to be
You'll have to get a real job cause you can't pay
With your super deep poems
that nobody's read
Ooo, ooo
Indie boy how did you get so cool
Ooo, ooo
Indie boy wish I could be like you
You think you're so romantic
Reading Jane Austen
You're a better actor than Johnny Depp
Might be good at talking but you're bad in bed
Only way you'll see me naked
Is inside your head
Ooo, ooo
Indie boy how did you get so cool
Ooo, ooo
Indie boy wish I could be like you
Ooo, ooo
Indie boy how did you get so cool
Ooo, ooo
Indie boy wish I could be like you
I hope you choke
On the cigarettes you don't even like
I hope your fingers bleed
Next time that you write
On that typewriter that you bring to the bar
On the back of your bike
Cause you don't have a car
Ooo, ooo
Indie boy how did you get so cool
Ooo, ooo
Indie boy wish I could be like you