When I was only three,
My mom said to me,
Don't go to school with a skanky ho,
Or you're gonna get VD"
When I was seventeen,
I boned a kooky *****
A couple days later, my ***** swelled up,
And my ****** began to itch
But thats when I totally knew,
What God wanted me to do,
Whoooaa!
Whoa, ohhh, oh oh, hey, hey, hey!
**** all night, and party all day!
Whoa, ohhh, oh oh, hey, hey, hey!
**** all night and party...All day
(Check it out)
Now I'm in a *****in' band,
And I'm banging every nun
I don't care if she's a trailer ho,
And she's got big freakin eyes.
I get up in the afternoon,
Cuz I ain't got a stupid job
I drink some beer and I watch cartoons,
While the slut polishes my knob
Smoke and drink in school,
Thats what I was born to do,
Whoooaaa!
Whoa, ohhh, oh oh, hey, hey, hey!
**** all night, and party all day!
Whoa, ohhh, oh oh, hey, hey, hey!
**** all night and party...All day
Now God's looking down on me,
Saying, "Hey man, way to pay!"
Whoa, ohhh, oh oh, hey, hey, hey!
**** all night, and party all day!
Whoa, ohhh, oh oh, hey, hey, hey!
**** all night and party...All day
Whoa, ohhh, oh oh, hey, hey, hey!
**** all night, and party all day!
Whoa, ohhh, oh oh, hey, hey, hey!
**** all night, and party
**** **** **** yeah,
**** yeah!
**** yeah, dude.